Tongue in cheek and other mishaps

So one of the ways us ‘blindies’ get to manage tasks that require sight, is to use our tongues. As you and any damaged dental feature would know, tongues are independently intelligent, super curious seekers of adventure that can identify little ridges, gaps, holes and glitches. So, when my iPad is not at hand and my fingers are not managing to identify intricate detail, I give the task over to my tongue. It helps me find matching earrings, the eye of a needle, the type of screw or the hole in a bead.

So today I needed Andre to help me buy placing a blob of quick- drying Superglue on a little bracket to keep it in place. He put on his reading glasses (yes, we are that age) to do the job. The glue was not coming out, so I took the bottle out of his hand, put it in my mouth to feel the clogged spout and proceeded to bite off the plug of dried glue. As I pulled the bottle away I felt the glue on the tip of my tongue, the inside of my bottom lip and the back of my teeth. In terror of these all sticking together forever I bared my teeth and stuck out my tongue like a shrieking gargoyle until it all dried separately – not a pretty sight!

For future reference, the glue came off my tongue easily, it took about 5 minutes to wriggle the matting out of the inside of my lip (with a layer of skin), I eventually flossed some of the dried bits out of the gaps between my teeth and there is still glue on my fingers as I type.

I posted my mishap on a chat with other visually impaired friends thinking I was a bit weird. Well, one of the guys reads his credit card number with his tongue, others test batteries (shocking), read embossing on glass bottles, identify coins (after washing) and find reset buttons on watches and modems.

I know there is a Biblical reference about taming the tongue, but I am heading for training mine … to taste AND see!

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4 thoughts on “Tongue in cheek and other mishaps

  1. Frances Webster

    😂😲🥰 “Bit off more than you dare chew!”
    Jen I shall be inquisitively testing out this new way of seeing!! Yet again your blog helps us sighted folk have a little more insight into your world. Bless you.

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