After eating lunch I was looking for the red lid of the Bovril and inadvertently started to pick up the last slice of red tomato you have to laugh!
I cannot decide if it is heart breaking or humorous to take a jibe at our weaknesses. Sometimes the silly side is really refreshing.
What is worse than a blind joke?
A lame one
What did they call the silo filled with eye balls?
The eye full tower
Why did the blind teacher resign?
He had no pupils
A blind man walked into a bar? What did he order?
A blind man walked into a bar ….ouch!
Why was the blind comedian rewarded?
His jokes were cornea.
What apparatus depicts the highs and lows of losing your vision?
A see sore
New technology for eye protection?
What did the ophthalmic surgeons use to remove the eyeball?
A socket spanner
Why was the eyelid scolded for bad language?
He couldn’t blinkety – blink sit still.
I am legally blind… I didn’t know it could be illegal!!?
Advice for a low vision sufferer: “ it is hard to recognise people at first ….
but you’ll get a feel for it”
What source of energy do short sighted people use?
Sight loss is never funny, but we might as well laugh … and occasionally find a safe place to cry.